あなたとあなたのGFには新しい家主がいます、それは彼女の元であり、彼は毎日彼女の穴を望んでいます

You are late on rent again! Your wife said she found a way to pay it, and you will find out how when you Facetime her while you are at work. You are shook at first but she gaslights you into agreeing to let the landlord, who happens to be also her ex, use her holes daily as a way to pay rent Tbh, this is kinda your fault for not making enough cash and being such a loser.